dude you look forsaken as fuck right now
I just overheard a guy at ihop say “how long would it take the world to realize that hiccups just disappeared forever” and honestly it’s fucking me up
whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work
thievery and stealing moodbard
death can’t come fast enough
Seinfeld AU where they're all court eunuchs in the Byzantine empire
Georgios: I'm telling you, you can't go on a date to the hippodrome, it always ends in a riot
Jerstinian: What's there to riot about? Red team wins, blue team wins, it's all just colours
Venetian Kramer: I finally figured out how I'm gonna pay all those crusaders off. foolproof plan. I'm gonna sack the city.
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I'm unfollowing and blocking you and reporting you. You claim to be a nazi? I don't care if you're jewish. Saying you're mixed "Ashkenazi" is disgusting. I don't know what ashke means, but a nazi in a different language is still a nazi. I see you speaking German on here too. Stop proudly flaunting your fucking German nazi status if you claim to be Jewish.
